Jai Sivaji xD

hola people!!11 ^_^

It's been 14 days since the exams got over and another 15 days to go and poof back to reality... we all head back to the jails and same old food and however we would be having new rooms this time i mean new in the sense like...i'll explain it via a joke..

army major:"a good news and a bad one..which one first?"
Soldiers:"good one first sir"
Major:"You will be getting new uniforms today :D"
all get happy
a soldier:"what is the bad news sir!"
major:"ramesh you exchange your clothes with Vikram, you..pappu with chandu..you"
hehe..

Those dark ****** in colourful lungis used to stay in that place before with never seen before big thick moustached actors (dark) posters all over the hostel rooms (YES,even they might be in lungis..) :P
man these nursing guys used to empty the whole coffee container in the medical mess.. we used to watch, they had overly excessive huge tumblers they called them glasses.. man and they drank everything present in the mess, coffee, tea and milk...holy cow..... they have the same eating habits....they just filled nooo..not a good word..... yes piled up their plates and ate....thats why the mess bills were heading to the sky hehe :P and the designer colourful lungis would put Neeta Lulla ashamed of her designs..

peace all

All right I braved enough to watch a Rajnikanth 's new movie..yesss all know it's Sivaji (with no h in it :/ ). Although I don't speak Tamil other than 'ne unn peru' and 'tamil teri maa?' (never give the reply as 'Hindi tera baap?').

Me Subramanya, his friend and John - a die hard fan of Rajnikanth and he's a tamilian.. we just needed a vent to de-stress after the stressful exams... We all met at the theatre which was running full house even in the second week... John was almost in tears as we got the tickets and sat in the middle row :P he did'nt believe he was watching Rajni's movie..

all right the movie starts, all start whistling, shouting screaming and the speakers were on full volume... subbu (Subramanya G) pointed out a 40 year old person who put his index fingers in his ears. I thought initially he was a culprit of the overhyped ads of film which made his wife and daughter go nuts over the film.. and his wife gave him dhamkis that "if you dont take us to the fillum, you have to sleep out with Julie (galli-ka-kutta (kutti))"poor chap.. half an hour into the film, rajni makes his entry with a poorly managed wig which was barely able to stick on his scalp with fevicol i suppose...jayamma (jayalalitha) banned smoking, drinking and chewing tobacco on screen and i counted John told this 5 times to all of us :P .. okie... instead of tossing a ciggie in air catching it with his lips.. he tosses a chewing gum (ye ye center fresh sponsored them)..lemme explain via a diagram..






okie..the typical rajni stuff, he bashes 30 over fed gundas easily ... one scene i love the most is where rajni and the actress go to an open air theatre to watch a king-kong film in their honda CRV.. 10 sumos come into the theatre from a very weird radius of curvature (cant they drive straight?) and start flashing (headlights you dirty minds :P) rajni in no time notices that they have come for the wasooli of the wig amount...he tries escaping..

one thing i really really appreciate, thank god the director didnt do something like "rajni says: jai chennakeshava ( 3 times with different camera angles)" and flies off like Superman with his girl ripping off the Honda CRV's head..thank god that didnt happen but something worse happened :/ i donno but i think rajni noticed some doggie goo-crap infront and manages to do a wheeli (omg)... come on guys wheeli with a Honda CRV 4 wheeler pfft..that too he spun it by 270 degrees...grrr

me and subbu were laughing our asses off and noticed no other guy was laughing not even john's friend... we feared that all guys in the theatre would take out their rampuri s and chop us..so we better kept quiet... but still we were laughing an evil laugh :P

look if i keep explaining, i can write a 4000 pages book on "Sivaji-The Hero" .....but no

yesterday i watched Jim Carrey's 23 where he psycho obsessive-compulsive guy...he's obsessed about the number 23....please do watch it 0:)

okie final review "pursuit of happYness" (yep with a Y) ....it is such a beautiful inspiring movie..true story of Chris Gardner

I would Sir Chris Gardner... it's based on his real life a self-learned man, he becomes a stock broker from a medical equipment seller...his wife leaves him, he was forced to vacate his apartment with his son, at one point he just has 21 $ in his savings account and now he has an estimated worth of $65 million.. It would be an insult to him if I write anything about him here...better watch the movie or read his auto-biography "Pursuit of happYness"...which even i have to do...

One scene i want to describe here is where 20 interns are chosen where only 1 person would be chosen as a stock broker.. the trainer says in between his dialog "we had an intern last year who scored a percentile of 96.4%, he wasn't chosen"..it really describes a few things...i remembered a student in my class , Bhavani...man she is damn mugger....my friend once told me that in the mechanical workshop, in viva-voce she was asked how much a mm is, she gave an astronomical value it seems..forget that...i respect people good or bad..... a "bad" guy is defined on different senses;...well in the Data structures viva-voce internals we both were called upon...i thought "wow bhavani, one of the toppers who never fell below 85%"..first question "what is data structures" --well an LKG kid will be knowing that data structures is how data is organized in computer...to my disbelief she said "data structures is the collection of dissimilar data items" i said wtf and my mouth was wide hung open.. i thought ok, now its true,, the mechanical viva incident MUST be true ... nobody likes her..its something like she just muggs up the whole book as if she stores it in a memory chip and retrives when needed..i say give her a dictionary she can gulp it down and read out the whole dictionary... even lecturers point out easily that whatever she write or answers to a question is a point-to-point pick up from the textbook, she doesnt miss commas,periods and can tell you when the paragraph changes.....and one more thing she wears a really bad perfume and i guess empties a whole container of talcum powder onto her face and on all that the reason i hate or we hate her is that because of her attitude..man her head is always high with eyes closed...darn...... i feel like opening "Bhavani hate club" on Orkut...

after the 3rd sem results, she was a mark ahead of me..only a mark,,, i put for reval..i am 13 marks ahead of thaat *****.....

phew...sorry guys of all the baffing up but she is a character like that ....

Equally look at the CS dep and college topper Apoorva, she is such a kind lady :D


alright...too much writing for a post now,,,comment guys... pls :P

bb all

peace

Exams Khattam !!!1111 xD

hello people out there..

Hmmm...4th sem, exams are over... after staying in a "cell" (read hostel room) for a month, hardly eating anything (who wanna eat the mess food :/ )... here I am back to my home, eating 'mummeee ke haath ka khana', my lappy -windows +linux fedora and ofcourse my brother who is still in a jetlag (it's been a month now :P)... exams went good, papers were quite easy... easily crackable...

The first thing I did after coming here was unistall Quake 3 and Counter-Strike (*sob* *sob*)... I just felt that i was spending too much of time on game playing... But Q3, i really love it :_) may be ill start gaming after a few more years.....

Alright.. Lets take a look at our menu of the mess
*Football
*Head-shot
*Frisbees
*Hot-detergent
& more..

A first look makes you think that the items sound as if all famous sportstars combine and open a restaurant and give wierd names to the common food. Like in Tendulkar's hotel in Mumbai "clean bold" would be vodka-cocktail or "duck-out" would be what they call for mineral water, who don't wanna get high in his restaurant's alco-bevs and start playing cricket after gettin out of the hotel..

okie.. ** football(s) don't think that they cook footballs in huge steam cookers and serve them with "garlic chutney"(well, they say its coconut chutney i can never find any coconut)...
**footballs==idlis :/ they are huge heavy and they knock you off after they get "on" your head... :P

**head-shot: no,no i am not speaking about counter strike here..
head-shot==dosas yes eat 2 dosas in the morning and you won't wake up till late afternoon.. many boozers here have stopped drinking as
1. they save money on booze..
2. head-shots are legal in the campus..
3. One can have infinitely many of them..no one asks..
and cook doesn't eat his food :/
The cook actually is a drunkard who starts his day by pouring half-a-bottle of some desi tharra(alcohol) into his tea mug.. he puts either no salt or excess of salt or excess of spice which burns a hole in your tounge or absolutely no spice...
One day in the mess he cooked a never before seen-heard receipe... whole "brinjal-di-bhaaji".... i mean WHOLE brinjals guys .. He keeps experimenting and we all are kinda 'lab rats'..
I just felt "hey. just send this guy to Afghanistan" because the Talibans would capture them and he can cook em' some 'Opium-di-bhaji' and 'cocaine-afghani pulav' or LSD-ki-chai
(ah..the great Syd Barret) and those guys would love it for sure. may be he can even learn to fire a shot or two..

okie getting back..
**frisbees: er.. we assumed them to be chapatis but :(
alternative names: maida papads, flying saucers
**hot-lubricant: (named by Aakash ,yes with a double a)
Coffee==hot-lubricant.. 80% of the students use so called coffee to wash their plates. Seriously, i am not kiddin.. It cleans your plate, makes it new.. we use plates instead of mirrors :PP
the other 20% are either some mental retards or very close to the cook :/

well, the thing is the college administration has got all the money to hire a five-star chef but the ***** never do that :/ food is very vital, my mind doesnt run without proper food. when i was 3rd sem i was in medical mess and we always saw the engineering mess "cook" in medical mess to have his lunch :/

okie..back home a month off what to do? many things are to be done like
*eat
*sleep
*eat again
:P

kiddin..
*work on Linux/Unix
*writing a code to accomplish a higly complex graph theory and Combinatorial problem.
* learn how to open a can of corns ..
etc etc etc
hmmm....

I love to code, even though I am just learning still..... well, i always think that |GOD| is a programmer too.. look before there were galaxies,planets etc..there was god, with the his laptop somewhere in space and ofcourse a coffee mug.... i can't code without sipping coffee..it gives you a jumpstart..ok, god+his lappy +his coffee...he writes code for the "big-bang" theory...keeps on writing and writing and writing, no sleep nothing (like typical programmers 0:) ) he writes code for the binbang..galaxies moving away, scattering and accumulation of mass, planet forming, life, evolution for say a few billion years (if you consider the Twin paradox,it may take less time :p )
finally he creates the final step.. Adam & Eve...

Adam says, "madam I am Adam" (madamiamadam is a Palindrome :P ) then God rests for a while leaving things to Adam and Eve... God sleeps, rests his mind for a while...
meantime, Adam and Eve kept fooling around the trees (singing a bollywood song?? naaa)
and later they came to know they can do much more than that :P
after the Original Sin, things grew at the rate of θ(2ⁿ) yea exponential, it grows astronomically large for small values of n ... then different species evolved, human beings became intelligent, they invented things, they became wicked cruel and whatnot...

All these human beings are like interrupts ..a few BILLION interrupts..how does God handle em..look take up 8086 microprocessor...it has got 256 interrupts in total... God must be having huge databases containing Interrupt Vector Table of all people in his backyard,the systems must be roaring out there, making noises. So, GoD must have put all those servers into something like an Apple iCube :P .. GoD must have created such a technology out "there" where things come in small packages...or he may have these automated systems to automatically handle "minor" interrupts... major interrupts like when we pray from our Heart, has the highest priority of all interrupts..that is when GoD looks onto his lappy and finds the history of that person and writes an instantaneous code to solve the current problem like the interrupt may be accepted or rejected :)

All Interrupt Service Routines generated have log files (like paap ka gadha) where all the exceptions,errors are written and GoD takes a look at all these log files very frequently and types a command to take appropriate action ...

okie,okie I am not high on hash or weed..but this is what I feel..something like the Matrix (I have watched it 20 times, need to watch it once more tomorrow :O )

meantime its been 5 months i last got a haircut.. people have already started keeping names like one guy calls me 'scientist' or 'sai-baba' (lol) ... sure if i just wear those 'designer kurtas' with om all over it like the foreigners do it (hare krishna hare ram people) , wear predator goggles speak in a firangi accent with a pipe in mouth, no one can identify me hehe :P

al right people time to sleep.....gn all take care...remember
"eat spagetti with your spoon and do homework in the dark"
ciao :D