It's been 14 days since the exams got over and another 15 days to go and poof back to reality... we all head back to the jails and same old food and however we would be having new rooms this time i mean new in the sense like...i'll explain it via a joke..
army major:"a good news and a bad one..which one first?"
Soldiers:"good one first sir"
Major:"You will be getting new uniforms today :D"
all get happy
a soldier:"what is the bad news sir!"
major:"ramesh you exchange your clothes with Vikram, you..pappu with chandu..you"
hehe..
Those dark ****** in colourful lungis used to stay in that place before with never seen before big thick moustached actors (dark) posters all over the hostel rooms (YES,even they might be in lungis..) :P
man these nursing guys used to empty the whole coffee container in the medical mess.. we used to watch, they had overly excessive huge tumblers they called them glasses.. man and they drank everything present in the mess, coffee, tea and milk...holy cow..... they have the same eating habits....they just filled nooo..not a good word..... yes piled up their plates and ate....thats why the mess bills were heading to the sky hehe :P and the designer colourful lungis would put Neeta Lulla ashamed of her designs..
peace all
All right I braved enough to watch a Rajnikanth 's new movie..yesss all know it's Sivaji (with no h in it :/ ). Although I don't speak Tamil other than 'ne unn peru' and 'tamil teri maa?' (never give the reply as 'Hindi tera baap?').
Me Subramanya, his friend and John - a die hard fan of Rajnikanth and he's a tamilian.. we just needed a vent to de-stress after the stressful exams... We all met at the theatre which was running full house even in the second week... John was almost in tears as we got the tickets and sat in the middle row :P he did'nt believe he was watching Rajni's movie..
all right the movie starts, all start whistling, shouting screaming and the speakers were on full volume... subbu (Subramanya G) pointed out a 40 year old person who put his index fingers in his ears. I thought initially he was a culprit of the overhyped ads of film which made his wife and daughter go nuts over the film.. and his wife gave him dhamkis that "if you dont take us to the fillum, you have to sleep out with Julie (galli-ka-kutta (kutti))"poor chap.. half an hour into the film, rajni makes his entry with a poorly managed wig which was barely able to stick on his scalp with fevicol i suppose...jayamma (jayalalitha) banned smoking, drinking and chewing tobacco on screen and i counted John told this 5 times to all of us :P .. okie... instead of tossing a ciggie in air catching it with his lips.. he tosses a chewing gum (ye ye center fresh sponsored them)..lemme explain via a diagram..
okie..the typical rajni stuff, he bashes 30 over fed gundas easily ... one scene i love the most is where rajni and the actress go to an open air theatre to watch a king-kong film in their honda CRV.. 10 sumos come into the theatre from a very weird radius of curvature (cant they drive straight?) and start flashing (headlights you dirty minds :P) rajni in no time notices that they have come for the wasooli of the wig amount...he tries escaping..
one thing i really really appreciate, thank god the director didnt do something like "rajni says: jai chennakeshava ( 3 times with different camera angles)" and flies off like Superman with his girl ripping off the Honda CRV's head..thank god that didnt happen but something worse happened :/ i donno but i think rajni noticed some doggie goo-crap infront and manages to do a wheeli (omg)... come on guys wheeli with a Honda CRV 4 wheeler pfft..that too he spun it by 270 degrees...grrr
me and subbu were laughing our asses off and noticed no other guy was laughing not even john's friend... we feared that all guys in the theatre would take out their rampuri s and chop us..so we better kept quiet... but still we were laughing an evil laugh :P
look if i keep explaining, i can write a 4000 pages book on "Sivaji-The Hero" .....but no
yesterday i watched Jim Carrey's 23 where he psycho obsessive-compulsive guy...he's obsessed about the number 23....please do watch it 0:)
okie final review "pursuit of happYness" (yep with a Y) ....it is such a beautiful inspiring movie..true story of Chris Gardner
I would Sir Chris Gardner... it's based on his real life a self-learned man, he becomes a stock broker from a medical equipment seller...his wife leaves him, he was forced to vacate his apartment with his son, at one point he just has 21 $ in his savings account and now he has an estimated worth of $65 million.. It would be an insult to him if I write anything about him here...better watch the movie or read his auto-biography "Pursuit of happYness"...which even i have to do...
One scene i want to describe here is where 20 interns are chosen where only 1 person would be chosen as a stock broker.. the trainer says in between his dialog "we had an intern last year who scored a percentile of 96.4%, he wasn't chosen"..it really describes a few things...i remembered a student in my class , Bhavani...man she is damn mugger....my friend once told me that in the mechanical workshop, in viva-voce she was asked how much a mm is, she gave an astronomical value it seems..forget that...i respect people good or bad..... a "bad" guy is defined on different senses;...well in the Data structures viva-voce internals we both were called upon...i thought "wow bhavani, one of the toppers who never fell below 85%"..first question "what is data structures" --well an LKG kid will be knowing that data structures is how data is organized in computer...to my disbelief she said "data structures is the collection of dissimilar data items" i said wtf and my mouth was wide hung open.. i thought ok, now its true,, the mechanical viva incident MUST be true ... nobody likes her..its something like she just muggs up the whole book as if she stores it in a memory chip and retrives when needed..i say give her a dictionary she can gulp it down and read out the whole dictionary... even lecturers point out easily that whatever she write or answers to a question is a point-to-point pick up from the textbook, she doesnt miss commas,periods and can tell you when the paragraph changes.....and one more thing she wears a really bad perfume and i guess empties a whole container of talcum powder onto her face and on all that the reason i hate or we hate her is that because of her attitude..man her head is always high with eyes closed...darn...... i feel like opening "Bhavani hate club" on Orkut...
after the 3rd sem results, she was a mark ahead of me..only a mark,,, i put for reval..i am 13 marks ahead of thaat *****.....
phew...sorry guys of all the baffing up but she is a character like that ....
Equally look at the CS dep and college topper Apoorva, she is such a kind lady :D
alright...too much writing for a post now,,,comment guys... pls :P
bb all
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